IGGIE. OH MY GOD.
For everybody wondering what the hell “Magical Marine Pixel Maritan” is:
It’s a series of audiobooks and manga intended to teach Japanese readers how to swear and be offensive in English. It’s basically a parody of Moetan, using cute moe characters to teach swear words and derogatory terms.
The manga runs in ARMS, an airsoft hobby magazine which also features cute models wearing tactical gear amongst the dozens of pages of guns, guns, and more guns.
The weeaboo test.
[x] You’ve seen at least one anime.
[x] You’ve read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You’re in anime club.
[x] You’ve cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[x] You’ve been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[ ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn’t just raw fish.
[ ] You’ve made bento lunch.
[ ] You’ve made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You’ve actually been to Japan.
[ ] You’ve been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You’re learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You’re learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You’re in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[ ] You claim you’re married to said fictional character.
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor’s a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it’s pronounced “Gakuto” and not “Gackt”.
[x] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[x] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese video games/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You’ve considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You’ve had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You’ve been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[x] You use tildes while typing~
[x] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to be Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you’re Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You’re not.
[ ] You’re not even Asian.
[ ] If you’re Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you’re not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You’re bitching at me because they’re properly called “forehead protectors”
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God. (Ew.)
[ ] It’s seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add “desu” to the end of every sentence
[x] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You’re taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that “hentai” doesn’t mean “porn”
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it’s true.
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You’re not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you’re not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You’re very likely a Japanophile, but you’re not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You’re not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
Surprisingly low? Even though I watch lots of anime, cosplay, listen to japanese music, and love vocaloids. I am relieved.
I’d like to challenge my followers to take this, maybe?
but they’re okay because they’re in funny shapes and there are pictures of strawberries on the boxes ok
Reblog for the Igmeister